Who's There?

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I was reading through an old Reminisce magazine (Nov/Dec 1996 issue) and came across some jokes I thought I would share a few with you. Be sure to take some time to laugh today!

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down. Thou looketh tired.


Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Highway cop.
Highway cop who?
Highway cop in the morning with a headache.


Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!


Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Navajo.
Navajo who?
You'll Navajo just show much I love you.

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EstarellasFamily said…
If you wanted some Knock, Knock jokes remember Roger has so many good ones!!! LOL
June 12, 2009 at 5:04 AM
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